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"Aw man! Come ON! What's holding all of these people up? I've got to get to work!
A suitcase? A lady lugging down a giant suitcase? Lady, you took a suitcase down the stairwell? Don't you know that you're supposed to wait and let the commuters go first? Otherwise, YOU are blocking up the stairs for all of us and we're barely crawling down this stairway, behind you!
No! No! No!
Waitaminnit, that's TWO suitcases strapped together! Who do you think you're fooling? They're bigger than you! What do you need all of that shit for? Where are you vacationing, The Himalayas?!?
Aaargh! Goddammit!
And what's the deal with the giant coffee? If you KNEW that you were going to be carrying a ginormous suitcase down all these stairs, WHY would you further encumber yourself with a tall coffee? That hand is now useless to you, getting down these stairs! Think, lady, think!
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Oh hey, you've got a cute little butt!
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Nevermind all that stuff I said.
Thanks for wearing those slacks today.
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Hot."
THE END.
Mr.B
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